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Essays & articles
There Are Enough Good RPGs to Fit on a 20-Sided Die
-- The Outline
Learning to Believe Again: Confessions of a Bandwagon Jazz Fan
-- SLC Dunk
HUMOR
I'm a Strong, Confident Teapot
-- Wry Times
A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team's Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
-- McSweeney's
The Best Thing About Each Amendment in the Bill of Rights, in Haiku
-- McSweeney's
Seven Inspiring Quotes an Insurance Agent Used to Close the Sale That I Later Found Out Were Not About Insurance at All
-- Robot Butt
Just Thought We Should Catch Up! And Maybe See if You're Satisfied with Your Current Financial Advisor
-- Points in Case
Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, As the Christmas-Loving Man I Became
-- McSweeney's
I'm Afraid the Construction Crew is Catching On, Master Bruce
-- Points in Case
Reviews
Podcast But Outside
is a Chaotic Delight
-- Podcast Review
Mario Maker 2 Lets You Feel Like a Speedrunner
-- Kotaku